Saturday, January 22, 2011

(Womens 7.5, 2x Wide) + 8 Months Pregnant = Mens 9 (posted 2/13/2007)

To Whom It May Concern:

Would you please inform my feet that I am utterly displeased with their recent behavior?  I mean, it's one thing to go to HR and get permission to wear flip-flops to the office.  But it's another thing entirely to have to show up wearing men's flip-flops because not a single pair of women's flip-flops would accommodate my extra-wide, swollen feet.  

Oh well, at least my toes are kinda cute since I got a pedicure...  

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